My Least Favourite Languages: Insights and Preferences

Choosing a least favourite language is a bit like picking your least favourite color, but when it comes to languages, including both human and programming languages, it can be rather subjective. Here, I recount my experiences with a few challenging languages and the reasons behind my preference for them.

Human Languages

When it comes to human languages, my proficiency levels vary significantly. Among the languages I know, French stands out as the one I am least comfortable with. My vocabulary in French is notably weaker compared to German or Esperanto, and even more so compared to English.

French Sentence Rhythm

When speaking French, I find it difficult to maintain a proper stress pattern. While I can pronounce the sounds accurately, the rhythm often sounds foreign, especially since the stress naturally falls on the final syllable in French. This inconsistency can affect the overall fluency and confidence when speaking.

Hindi Speaking Challenges

However, it is not just French that poses challenges; my experience with Hindi is equally trying. Despite knowing a little more than just basic conversation, speaking in Hindi feels awkward and insecure. The lack of fluency and the absence of a speaking habit make it even more daunting. Nonetheless, the more I converse, the better I get, as practice truly does make perfect.

Programming Languages

Besides human languages, my experience with programming languages also varies widely. Here are the ones that I find particularly challenging and why:

JavaScript

JavaScript is a multi-faceted language, and while it is essential for web development, mastering it is a process that requires time and practice. The language has evolved over time, with different versions introducing unique features and breaking changes. However, the core concepts and libraries can be daunting for beginners, which can be frustrating at times.

PHP

PHP, a language often used in conjunction with server-side scripting, was a nightmare to maintain due to its module-based structure. The code's complexity and lack of standardization can make it difficult to debug and maintain long-term. Despite its usefulness in many situations, PHP often leaves a sour taste when dealing with a large project.

Java

Java, a language built on the Java Virtual Machine (JVM), is highly regarded for its platform independence. However, as a beginner, it can be challenging to grasp its nuances. The syntax and object-oriented paradigm can be confusing, and the constant vigilance required to adhere to best practices can be a burden. This has made my experience with Java feel somewhat suffocating and less enjoyable.

LISP

Lastly, LISP stands out as the least favourite language due to its unusual and occasionally inconvenient syntax. Coming from a more conventional programming background, LISP's approach can be bewildering, especially when dealing with its unique way of handling functions and data structures.

While these experiences have been challenging, they have also taught me the importance of perseverance and the value of practice in becoming proficient in any language. Whether it's a human language or a programming language, the journey to fluency is rewarding, and overcoming these challenges can lead to significant personal growth.