Iron Man vs. SCP-096: Protecting the Profile Picture

In the SCP Foundation lore, SCP-096 is a humanoid creature that becomes extremely agitated and violent when someone views its face, leading to fatal consequences for those who do so. If your profile picture somehow protects you from viewing SCP-096's face, theoretically, you would live. However, since SCP-096 will relentlessly pursue and eliminate anyone who has seen its face, the key to survival lies in avoiding any accidental viewing. This is where Iron Man, with his advanced techniques and Iron Legion, comes into play.

The SCP Foundation and SCP-096

Name: SCP-096, The “Shy Guy”
Class: KET

SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. It shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis suggesting mild malnutrition. Its arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of its body, and it lacks any pigmentation in its skin or facial features. It also has a jaw that can open to four times the norm of an average human. SCP-096 is not considered sapient and shows no signs of higher brain functions.

Iron Man's Feats

When it comes to saving lives and protecting innocents, no one can match Iron Man. With his advanced technology and unwavering resolve, he has saved countless lives and contributed extensively to the protection of the world. Let's take a look at some of his most notable feats.

1. Drilling Through Earth

Iron Man, in one of his oldest suits, can casually drill through the Earth. The intensity of the explosion was so great that the opposite side of the world felt it. He used his power to airlift and destroy mountains, including taking out several mountain ranges in a single hit. After taking significant damage from Mandarin/Fin Fang Foom, the blast was powerful enough to vaporize his opponent and destroy various mountain ranges. He even managed to escape from the pool of the Galactus.

2. Tony Saves New York

During the Avengers' attempt to defeat Chitauri and Loki, only six superheroes were able to deal with the situation. The World Security Council directed a missile to be directed at Manhattan, threatening to destroy both the Chitauri and the Avengers, as well as innocent lives. In a critical moment, Iron Man managed to save New York from this disastrous outcome.

3. Tony Saves the President

During a high-stakes situation involving the President being held hostage aboard Air Force One, Tony Stark managed to keep the thirteen people on board from suffering a free-fall. His actions saved their lives and prevented a catastrophic event.

4. Mentor to Spider-Man

In one of the sweetest arcs of the MCU, Iron Man mentored Spider-Man and helped him save passengers on a ferry. Thanks to their combined efforts, the people on the ferry survived to live another day.

5. Test for Iron Man Armor

Iron Man put his armor to the test by taking on the Ten Rings in Afghanistan. He saved a Yinsen village of Gulmira from terrorists, demonstrating the capabilities of his suit under intense pressure.

6. Use of Infinity Stones

In Avengers: Endgame, Iron Man used the Infinity Stones to help defeat Thanos. Despite the heavy emotional toll, he took a stand for the greater good, knowing that it was necessary to save the world from Thanos' destruction.

7. One Punch

Iron Man showed immense strength in one-on-one combat by delivering a knockout punch to She-Hulk, highlighting his ability to overpower even formidable opponents.

8. Planet Hulk

To keep the Hulk away from Earth, Iron Man sent Hulk into outer space. The Planet Hulk story began when Hulk landed on the planet Sakaar, where he found a new home among the Kree. Despite this, the Illuminati and Rocket Raccoon indirectly caused the resurgence of this formidable creature.

9. Superiority Complex

Iron Man's superiority complex and aggressive behavior led to several notable feats, including trashing old suits and engaging in rough combat with various enemies, such as Daredevil and Nomad.

10. Full Potential and Speed

Iron Man has incredible abilities, including ultrasonics and repulsors, which can power a continent without draining energy. He can also move at incredible speeds, making him nearly impossible to track. Additionally, he is capable of withstanding powerful blows from opponents like the Sentry and reacting at lightning speed.

11. Friendship with Thor

The MCU often depicts the Norse God of Thunder, Thor, and Iron Man as good friends, supporting each other in battles against madmen, monsters, and gods. Their intelligent approach to problem-solving and leadership has made them one of the most potent and strategic teams in the Avengers.

Conclusion: Saving the Day with Iron Man

Considering the fate of anyone who views SCP-096's face, we can deduce that Iron Man would likely use his advanced technology to ensure no one ever sees that face. He could install a mechanism that censors SCP-096's face, preventing it from entering a rage state. With the aid of the Iron Legion, he could either beat it into submission or 'educate' it to the point where it poses no threat. Additionally, keeping high-ranking figures like SCP-096 away from any "higher entities" could prevent their rage state from being triggered, ensuring their continued docile behavior.